conjoined twins

feral child with three shadows

ghost limb

swing low

come along, bubble

three dimes down

* for michael rubel!

one thousand happinesses

helium

don't you agree?

where'd you get those peepers?

lotus comet

sea creature

hairy situation

hanging by a hair

gaper's lock

flying lotus

this peep killed a man in texas so i ate 'im. i ate 'im good.

geisha girls

ringlets

wax

reach for light

lotus chambers

lotus tree

lotus roots

dead spin

voltage spikes

BAM!Ford!

* Maria Bamford. Comic Genius. My belly still hurts from laughing at her show this past weekend at Chicago's Lakeshore Theater. She makes Dane Cook look like Carrot Top. If you knew what was good for you, you'd buy her new CD and then thank me for my impeccable taste. :)

wuuuurd play is silly

sparkly dream

unibrows and corn for everyone!

* this was inspired by Kevin, who found this service, which "offers unicorns & rainbows on demand." i mean, could life get any better than this?
* another unicorn-related item

dear mr. thimbly bimbly

i love me some steamy hot asian buns

you'll wear this tutu, and like it, mister!

clothesplosion!

a random cranium

sensosketch!