time is a funny thing

squooshy

* since derek cried about not getting his due props - here they are: thank you, derek, for being my squooshy muse. this squooshy jellyfish would never seen the squooshy light of day if it was not for you.

smell them

plagues!

* inspired by michael "face" herring

sandbags - not quite as stylish or fun as handbags

i heart scrabble

there, all better...

...now, if only that little sewing kit could fix flooding...

bucko

buzzwordologisms

*helpful additive contributions by daniel j. levengood

hamachi versus ikura